| Alien Signal |
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Okay Private! It seems our buddies from out of town wanna take over! Well, we are here to send these black eyed pinkos to join their old buddies from Roswell. Of course youre probably not man enough to save your sorry butt and the rest of the butts of the human race! God I miss the days of Communism, when I was workin' night and day so that low life apes like you could go to their beds at night without being nuked by them Ruskies! Whoops, trailin' off there (Gotta act tough!)! So, maggot we have a limited amount of ground troops and try to keep at least 75 of those suckers from gettin' to the ground. We can handle the rest. Auto Guidance System? It's been jammed you stupid [Expletives Deleted] by those alien bastards well, I have a good system of scoring that's simple enough, even a girl like you can understand it!
| 0-15 | [Expletive Deleted]! |
| 16-30 | Abductee |
| 31-45 | Alien Lover! |
| 46-60 | Alien Food |
| 61-74 | Sooooo close! |
| 75+ | Are you an MIB? |
I've wasted enough time on you! Get Going Maggot!